Happiness :: "Happiness is a good pint of Guinness."   Hollywood :: "Hollywood has been shit for years, and the coolest movies have always been low budget productions or foreign films."   Heaven :: "Heaven is a barbeque with a massive brisket, Led Zeppelin pumping on the stereo and a keg on ice - Coors Lite - surrounded by all my favourite people." ::

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