Elvis :: “Fuck Elvis. I hate Elvis.”   English Breakfast :: "For all you guys that haven't experienced the culinary delight that is the English breakfast, let me explain: First of all, they have these things called "bangers". Now, a banger is a sausage, but it's not your everyday breakfast sausage.....no,no,no,....it's about the size of a hot dog, with a wonderful, almost papery skin on the outside. The inside is like the yummiest, squishiest, most delicious treat you've ever eaten. (I think I just made it sound disgusting) OK.......so then you've got your eggs (nothing fancy), and your hashbrowns (no big whoop), and your toast, which, if you like, they will fry ( I prefer it fried because, hey, anything to line my arteries with even more filth, GOD BLESS AMERICA....)...and then...here's the best part....BAKED BEANS. Yes....baked fucking beans....for breakfast. Oh my God, I could eat that shit all day. If I were president, I would make each and every school in America serve English breakfasts to the kids every morning." :: ::

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