Absinthe ::

“I did absinthe with Taylor a while back. We ended up daring each other to hold a lit Cigarette jammed between our arms. We giggled as our flesh burned. That’s what absinthe does to you.”

 Ambitions ::

"I'd like to be able to suck my own dick, which I'm not able to do at present. But I'm not complaining. Y'know life's pretty good."

 Australia ::

"Australia is (the coolest country in the world) because all they want to do is drink and fuck on the beach. And there's nothing wrong with that."

 Autobiographies ::

"It's the most egotistical thing anybody could possibly do. I read Motley Crue's - it's hilarious, but all embellished crap. It makes them seem like complete assholes: "We raped chicks and did heroin". I don't want people to know that much."
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