Famous Last Words

Kerrang!


Dave
WHAT WOULD YOU LIKE YOUR LAST MEAL ON EARTH TO BE?

"An English breakfast - a good fry-up with bangers and beans. That's my favourite meal in the world."

WHAT WAS THE LAST LIE THAT YOU TOLD?
"Well, I've been doing interviews all day, so I've told so many that I can't keep track! I did tell someone that my hangover's gone but it sure as hell hasn't!"

WHERE WAS YOUR LAST HOLIDAY?
"Dewey Beach, Delaware. It was great. We fucking ate junk food, walked the boardwalk, rode some rides and sat on the beach."

WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU SAID, 'DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM?'
"I actually pulled that one today. It was a joke, though. A guy who was supposed to be interviewing me turned up late so I said it for a joke."

WHAT WOULD YOU SPEND YOUR LAST 20 ON?
"Probably cigarettes and coffee."

WHO WAS YOUR LAST KISS WITH?
"Real kiss? My wife. I kissed my baby, mother-in-law and father-in-law too recently but I didn't use tongues. I tried with my father-in-law, though."

WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU GOT IN A FIGHT?
"It was with a journalist, although it didn't come to actual blows. This guy was shaking up a beer during a photo-shoot and I told him, 'Don't fucking squirt that beer on me, motherfucker'. Then he went straight ahead and did it. so I launched my can at his head. I missed him by two centimetres. I was ready to fucking blow and it takes a lot to get me pissed."

WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU DID SOMETHING REALLY NICE FOR SOMEONE?
"I bought dinner for the family at a crab restaurant the other night. The crab population on the East Coast is dwindling, so a dozen crabs costs about $96 [about 47] now. Can you believe that shit? They used to be fucking cheap."

WHO'S THE LAST PERSON ON EARTH YOU'D LIKE TO BE STUCK IN A LIFT WITH?
"I love him to death but it would have to be Taylor Hawkins [Foos drummer]. He's my best friend in the world but the two of us drive each other fucking insane. Putting us in an elevator would be like two atoms colliding."

WHAT'S THE LAST THING YOU'D LIKE TO DO BEFORE YOU DIE?
"I'd like to say goodbye to all the people I love. That. or to be saying, 'I'm cumming..."